Sebring Sans Wheel

This morning I approached my car on the unit block of S Street N.W. in order to move it and comply with D.C. streetsweeper parking regulations. However, this jesture proved to be an impossible task because my car only had three wheels.

This evening I called 311 to file the police report and Officer Black showed up at my door within the half hour. Fortunately, the officer told me that this is the first stolen wheel that he has recorded, so residents need not fear a wheel theft epidemic (albeit I plan to obtain wheel locks).